There’s a few houses around my area that have large cement statues of lions or gargoyles in front of them. Now guarding your home with large cement statues if you have a lot of money and prestige, I guess is okay… but these folks have meager ranch houses that really are uncharacteristic of such statuesqueness. What kind of an egotistical douchebag would you have to be to put these atrocities in front of your house.
So, I decided since I’m a very famous, high profile blogger, I thought I might put some large cement statues in front of my house. I went to my local cement statue retailer and discussed this with them. As they have had issues with people making rash decisions like buying gigantic lions and getting them home and realizing that they were too big for their double wide, they made me go through an extensive interview process to be sure that I picked the proper cement statues. In addition they were able to give me some mock-ups and product descriptions of a few of my top choices so that I could make an educated decision as to which would be best suited for my particular needs.
I’m hoping you can offer some feedback as to which you think is best.
Here’s my top choices…
4. Hot Chicks:
Let me know what you think, I hope to have these delivered next week!