So I’ve been working on a song for Valentine’s Day. This is a pretty big Valentine’s Day this year. It doesn’t often fall on a Saturday, plus with the whole Fifty Shades phenomenon going on should be lots of fun for couples.
It’s called “On Valentine’s Day You Don’t Get No Say”.
I think it’s pretty good, kind of a love song, country western kind of tune, you know, from the guy’s perspective. This is just a draft. Let me know what you think!
I have to give some credit to Ross Murray at Drinking Tips for Teens for a little inspiration on this whole topic with his recent, very funny post about Valentine’s Day and Fifty Shades.
You can and should go read it here!
And if you liked this post, or even if you didn’t like this post, you might really like this Valentine’s post from a couple years ago: A Conversation Heart Conversation
The Brown Road Chronicles 
The world’s first “vaj-j” lyric? could be!
Great rippling chorus. I liked this. I am a muse.
You *are* a muse. I am amused. This song is amusing.
I wonder if this is the world’s first conjugated comment.
Vini, vidi, va-j-j.
(I pride myself on not really knowing how to spell that.)
If the song doesn’t yet have a title, I think that should be it.
You guys are more entertaining than the song! 🙂
There I was, tappin’ my toes, bobbin’ my head, and then I heard it. It took a few seconds to process and then there it came again. “That IS what he said!” 🙂
You’ve got to admit it’s a perfect rhyme!
Just came across this on Twitter and LOVED IT! It’s an awesome song – You done good! 🙂 Must share. 🙂
Glad you loved it!! It’s kinda good isn’t it? Yes please share! 🙂
Just horrifying, but in a very funny way. Fortunately the artistic and satirical work that is springing from that godawful book/movie is 50 shades better than the original work!
Excellent, just the result I was going for! Its funny how polarizing this topic is. People LOVE it or HATE it. Well at least on the female front. Not sure most guys really know what’s going on!
As a writer, it was a hard read. I wanted to red-ink my Kindle. As a woman, the story seems to conflate abuse with horseplay in the bedroom. But I’ve read no further and don’t have to see the movie, so in the words of E.L. James, “Jeez!”. Time to move on.
I’m not sure I’d know what is good writing or not. Embarrassingly I’ll admit that I rarely sit down and read a book. I always say I should but never do. Too busy reading and writing blogs I guess!
If you’re not careful with this song writing you may get a little Kanye in your face at the next Grammy awards.
This opens up all kinds of references likeb V-Bey-J…
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Very catchy. If my vajayjay could dance (THAT way), it would have been bobbin’ along.
So: If I have no inclination to want to see that film, am I now officially no longer female? Oh, dear. I have often suspected as much. Don’t care about shopping, purses, latest styles…
But for sure don’t want to be identified as male, either. No offense (snickering wildly)–but I really believe in getting all my p#ss INside the toilet versus maintaining some aspect of hormone-related pride over accepting the realities of elementary physics.
Androgynous me DOES like this post. Gonna check out your others and will hopefully despise them, so that I won’t be tempted to Follow you. Can’t keep up with the blogs I already Follow.
Oh, believe me, you’ll like it around here!
Gaw. You male humor writers and your irksome and (usually) wholly-deserved self-confidence!
I enjoyed this! Just found it sat with a hot choc after getting home from seeing fifty shades at the cinema! 🙂
So what’s the verdict on the film?!?
Book is better… Film is lots of suspense music and low voices and close ups, bit slow and a lot tamer than i expected
It was a bit slow really, not as good as the advert and hype portrayed! Lots of suspensy music and close ups with low voices. Much tamer than the book!
I’ll have to take a listen later (on my phone right now) but I remember your old v day post it was great!
I think you’ll like it. Classic BRC humor!!
Did I hear a little suspension in that last chord? Absolutely loved the song, and my man will most definitely NOT have to see Fiddy Shades. And yes, we had a play date last night. 😉
Anything you may or may not have heard that sounded like musical talent was entirely unintentional! Glad you liked the song though and that you’re husband is off the hook!