A one act play in conversation hearts: read left to right like a book.
Happy Valentine’s Day!!
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You outdid yourself! My new fav …
Ha! Thanks. I crack myself up🙂 we must have the same sense of humor!
Good stuff, Steve. As usual. . .
Jared, thanks as always for hanging around here.
Fresh, novel presentation with humour and remarkable insight. Very, very well done ;D
Thanks Mike! Thanks for reading!
Having tried to create a story with the hearts that come out of the boxes before…
Not much to work with on the actual hearts.
And you are an artist who was undaunted by the medium.🙂
I didn’t really get into Valentine’s Day this year, but I got into the chocolates though.
Thats a good choice!
Well done!
Steve – sex and a swear word – just what are the Freshly Pressed editors going to think!?
Yep… back to my old self!
This was so cute and funny and true and I really want to steal some candy hearts out of my kids’ stash now!
Are you a fan of chalky hearts and NECCO wafers? Schuls and I were talking about NECCO’S over on her blog the other day. One of our fav’s!
I love those! My kids do, too.
Genius
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