How are Ducks like Salespeople?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
Except when they’re driving a car.
How are Ducks like Lawyers?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
Except when they’re taking the Bar.
How are Ducks like Policemen?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
Except when they’re using radar.
How are Ducks like Tourists?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
Except when they’re traveling far.
How are Ducks like Golfers?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
Except when they’re scoring a par.
How are Ducks like Road Workers?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
Except when they’re leveling tar.
Lest you think I am drunk, the title of this post was a search term today. Apparently my site will now attract people interested in ducks… and salespeople… and duck salespeople… and salesducks. I wondered if the searcher was a salesperson who was acting like a duck or a duck acting like a salesperson. Maybe its a salesperson trying to get his ducks in a row. Maybe he or she should listen to my song. Maybe I am over thinking this.
So, how are ducks like salespeople? Please give me your detailed analysis. Careful now, I am a salesperson, so be nice. Or better yet, how are ducks like whatever you do for a living? Or better yet, how is any animal like what you do for a living? That could make for some great discussion.
Leave me a comment. Or don’t. This isn’t Rocket Science going on in this post. Or leave me a comment on how Ducks are like Rocket Scientists. Or how ducks are like Brain Surgeons.
Or go jump in a lake… whatever…
Quack, quack!
If it walks like a salesperson and it talks like a salesperson, it’s a duck.
I like this open topic/free-form thing. It’ll be a nice way to distract my thinking for a Friday.
Hahaha! Well your first sentence pretty much sums it up! Glad I was able to provide a brief distraction.
I’ve seen a few sales people who waddle like a duck. That’s about all I can think of!
I imagine that would apply to all professions. Except maybe professional athletes. Probably not too many waddlers on the fields!
Just the thought of a duck trying to sell me something is making me chortle
That would be quite the sight!!
How are ducks like moms?
I really don’t think they are
They don’t have much in common
Except when they’re hiding all the chocolate bars (and then eat them while standing in the pantry with the lights out)
“go jump in a lake” reminded me of my Grandpa, he used to always say that, too funny.
LOL you make me laugh!
How are Ducks like Salespeople?
I really don’t think they are.
They don’t have much in common.
But if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck… it might be trying to sell you Aflac!