Democrats: Bush deflated the balls to trick us into believing the Patriots are a national threat.
Republicans: Obama deflated the balls so he could hand out free air to everyone.
Libertarians: Hey, it’s a free world, the Patriots can do whatever they want, screw these big government rules.
Green Party: We deflated the balls, we shouldn’t be wasting scarce, high quality air inside footballs anyway.
Tea Party: Who is paying for all this anyway? Let’s have a protest!
Constitution Party: George Washington didn’t lie when he got caught cutting down the cherry tree!
Independents: Could we please stop arguing about this and get something relevant accomplished?!?!